btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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