i can't believe i had my finger in that
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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