For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think people are normalizing furries
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize