Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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