found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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