was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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