she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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