69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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