So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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