I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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