I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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