I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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