Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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