Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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