You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
