Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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