Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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