big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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