KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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