Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
These tits shall not be calmed
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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