i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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