This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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