On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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