It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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