I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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