Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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