help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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