either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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