Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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