quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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