I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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