I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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