Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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