After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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