My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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