He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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