Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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