Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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