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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton

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  then i met college

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.

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• (714): View more from California

  The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang

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• (941): View more from Florida

  So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

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  I'm about to be a big disappointment.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are

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