I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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