Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I have already put on my inside pants.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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