Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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