I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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