Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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