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say what?
wanna hang out?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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