My nipple is on Facebook.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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