It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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