dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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