Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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