Will you blow on my dice?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
