Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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