I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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